
How It’s Made: Parsnip Predators
How It’s Made: Parsnip Predators
Summer 2024 Chapter Update by Rebecca Gilman and Charles Harmon. Photos by Rebecca Gilman.

Nick Faessler, Jerry Newman, Den Oostdik, Chris Roberts, Fred Faessler and Tom Mitchell with a crate of finished Predators
What’s a Prairie Enthusiast to do when the skies of February turn gloomy? Members of the Prairie Bluff Chapter spent the short days of winter—as they have for years—producing the tool that tames the nightmare that is wild parsnip (Pastinaca sativa).
If you’re lucky enough not to know it, wild parsnip is an aggressive invasive that spreads like wildfire and burns like it too. Handling the plant without proper protection can be dangerous. If an unsuspecting weed-puller gets sap from wild parsnip on their skin and the sap is then exposed to UV light, it causes phytophotodermatitis, or burn-like blisters. That’s the scenario that faced George and Kay Barry, stewards of a prairie planting at Honey Creek Park in Monroe, WI, in the early 1990’s. Presented with a field full of parsnip, Kay turned to The Prairie Enthusiasts for help.
As chapter member Rob Baller recalls, “I contacted Mark Martin, (of the Wisconsin DNR), and asked how the State Natural Area crew treated parsnip. He told me that crew members sharpen spades, and on prairie remnants they jab the plant a couple inches from the base, angling the blade so it intercepts and slices the root an inch or two below-ground. Then, with gloves on, they pull out the severed plant. A parsnip with the root crown so severed will not resprout.”
Rob took Mark Martin’s idea and ran with it, straight back to his workbench. Using scrap metal, the handle from an old snow shovel, and plenty of nuts and bolts, he fashioned the prototype of what we now call the “Parsnip Predator.” After trying it out, “Kay was all smiles,” Rob says. “’Can you make more of these?’ she asked.”
Rob turned to Nick and Fred Faessler and asked the brothers if they thought the tool could be put into mass production. Another chapter member, Julia O’Reilly, saw commercial potential in the tool and volunteered to be the implement’s first dealer. Nick and Fred retired to Nick’s shop and began experimenting. Eventually, they settled on a modified number two shovel with a notched blade as the best design. The tool allows users to cut the parsnip root crown and is strong enough to pry the parsnip out of the ground once severed. (“Everyone wants to pry,” Rob notes.)
Nick Faessler remembers that they made the first batch of 30 Parsnip Predators with no idea of whether or not any of them would sell. The predator was an instant hit, however. Over the years, the Prairie Bluff Chapter saw sales increase yearly and shipped the tool from coast-to-coast. Now sales and shipping are handled by The Prairie Enthusiasts awesome staff in Viroqua, with Prairie Bluff Chapter and the organization as a whole sharing the profits.

Nick Faessler cuts Predator blades

Chris Roberts secures handles
This past February, a visitor to Nick’s shop witnessed what is now a well-oiled, Parsnip Predator assembly line. Nick begins the process by cutting a notched tip in the shovel’s blade with a plasma-cutter. At the next station, the rivets that attach the shovel’s handle to the blade are ground off so that the handle can be turned 90-degrees and carefully aligned. During the next step, a new hole is drilled in the handle and a bolt is inserted, tightened and ground down. Another group of volunteers then polishes the sharp edges on the blade and applies a protective coating of paint. The final step is to brand the handle of each shovel with the registered “Parsnip Predator” trademark. (The “Parsnip Predator” moniker was coined by Rob Baller’s landlord and adopted in lieu of another suggestion, “The Root Canaller.”)
The group of volunteers on hand in Nick’s shop that day made the work look easy. But take it from that visitor who briefly wielded a power tool herself, crafting a Parsnip Predator is not as easy as it looks. Only through years of working together have the volunteers on hand that day—Nick Faessler, Chris Roberts, Billy Eisenhuth, Fred Faessler, Jackson Lancaster, Tom Mitchell, Todd Argall, John Ochsner, Steve Hubner, Den Oostdik and Jerry Newman—created a seamless system that was beautiful to behold.
Over the years, sales of the Parsnip Predator have not only helped to eradicate a noxious invasive, they’ve also helped to preserve and protect the prairies we cherish. If you’re not already a proud owner of a predator, consider purchasing one today. Every Parsnip Predator is handmade in Wisconsin, with love.

John Ochsner applies protective coats of paint

Den Oostdik grinds off the original bolts
This article appeared in the Summer 2024 edition of The Prairie Promoter, a publication of news, art and writing from The Prairie Enthusiasts community. Explore the full collection and learn how to submit your work here.